Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

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I can read

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for fakery

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I see through liars

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Why is porn so addictive?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

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I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand how hurricane paths work

I actually pay taxes

Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Do older women know what they want?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t cotton to rapists

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

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I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

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I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I can count

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter